EKSU LEAKS: 2016

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Breaking News!! Post- UTME For Higher Institution Scrapped

FG scraps post UTME, PEGS CUTT-OFF AT 180

The Federal Government Thursday scrapped the conduct of post Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) for candidates seeking admission into higher institution.

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

DIARY OF AN EKSU BOY

Written by Oni Damilola
Whatsapp Number:08038905386

Episode 2

I arrived at my sisters place because am yet to secure an accomodation, on arrival I called Solomon and we decided to meet at the hall where our screening will be conducted by 9:00am. The following day we meet at a place called Main auditorium and we were told our screening will be conducted in the hall, we talked about so many things through this we realized that both of us needed an accomodation. We spent close to 2hours on the queue before it reached our turn but the queues in Eksu is Frustrating, if u saw a person in your front just note that there are 5 or 6 people in your front and the only person you meet on the queue is the Alahaja or S.U that will bear witness when others return to claim their position on the queue. After we finished with the first phase of the screening hunger began to knocked the wall of my stomach, I told Solomon and we decided visit any restaurant near us, fortunately of brother described the way to C.J to us, this started the romance between me and C.J though not well furnished but the food they produced was class on it own.
After the food, we set out to looked for accomodation, we took a long walk along osekita area, later we saw an hostel called Flochris hostel the chairman of the hostel told us we were fotunated because they only have a room vacant, we secured the room and by weekend we both moved into the room,we were almost done with the screening what remain was just submission of files.
Welcome to my world shouted Solomon as we fully arranged the room, now I will show you how to rock and enjoy your life unlike the boring lifestyle you lived in, that night I started a new life Solomon bought Alcoholics drink which I have never tasted before in my life, just to show am a big boy I took half of the can bullet drink before I passed out.
Saturday morning I woke up around 10am and meet Solomon chatting on his phone he likes chatting and I hardly chats because I believe its a waste of time,
Me: Morning paadi
Solomon: omo iya, how your night ?
Me: fine but am feeling slight headache
Solomon: as expected na because of that drink assuming you they take am wella, you won't experienced such
Me: na you sabi, I dey H big time (H means hungry)
Solomon: eeeen, make we cook rice but I no fit dey cook always, I goo soon find one fine chick to come dey help us.
Me: either fine chick or ugly hen sha let us eat .
After breakfast we make new friends in the hostel Ife,Tope and Dele they all came from Osun state too but not the same area, we talked about football and our upcoming maticulation day,during our discussion I discovered Tope was a Chelsea while Ife was supporting Arsenal and Dele Barcelona fan. That evening we watch football at stamford bridge the heating emanating from the watching center was like hell.
On sunday morning we went to a student fellowship, at the end of the service we waited behind as there custom for new members they offered us eggroll and snacks, after collecting our data they appointed One Sister as our discipler, she introduced herself as Sister Shalewa and she collected our phone number. On our way home I noticed a notifier on my phone, it was a whatsapp message just because I don't like chatting I dropped the phone in my pockets, as we reached hostel Solomon cooked beans while he was busy picking the beans I called my big brother because he promised me something after the call, I checked the whatsapp message it was from an unknown number "hi bro Dammy" I replied typing Hello, then I saved the number so as to be able to view the D.P and behold the message came from Sister Shalewa that just collected our number in the fellowship, we chatted for few minutes she told me she was in S.L.T. Zoology 200 level. This was how the friendship between me and Sister Shalewa started, during the week I explained how Sister shalewa has been chatting with me to Solomon, he started making jest of me
Me: Wetin cause laugh now ?
Solomon: you be real and big mumu
Me: abeg, stop calling me that jooor
Solomon: why won't I call you mumu when yu can't decode what's happening to you
Me: Oya what ?
Solomon: I will teach you what you will do to Sis Shalewa but henceforth I will be the one chatting with her, so whenever you want to chat with her let me know.
How I wish the heavenly bodies told me I was drowning inside the pit of hell.
Watch out for part three.

DIARY OF AN EKSU BOY WRITTEN BY ONI DAMILOLA

WHATSAPP NUMBER: 08038905386
Episode 1

Am sure he is busy playing games, God knows how he passes his examination
Dammy! Dammy!! Dammy! Where are you? That’s the voice of Mrs Fele a secondary school teacher who just got promoted to be the principal, she is also married to a priest she is a strict and no nonsense woman. Mummy here I am,
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Mummy: what are you busy doing that I was calling you since?
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Me: am sorry, I was reading
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Mummy: wonders shall never end, Dammy you are reading, may God help you. She said as I return to my room.
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Am Damilola the 4th child of the family of five, I was not born with a silver spoon but I have everything needed at the right time, I grew up in the church settings this automatically make me a church boy,well I do act as S.U but I have bad and naughty friends, also am a member of the choir and I have won a lot of accolades in bible quiz competition representing the church. Academically am an average student but was lucky to be made the assistant senior prefect, I have a lot of female friends but no single girlfriend not that I can’t ask them out but am scared what will happen if my mother finds out this shows the level of fear I have for her. In order for me to experienced freedom this propel me to study hard for the Jamb examination, as I sat down on my chair then I heard another masculine voice calling me Damilola! Damilola! That must be my father God knows why he called me my full name, reluctantly I answered, and he instructed me to wash his car. My father he is a retired civil servant and now a full time priest, since have obtained the jamb form I hardly do any house chores but now I have no choice than to wash his car. I spend the next three weeks reading and preparing for my jamb examination, on examinations day something bad happen, is it that bad or blessing in disguise?
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I woke up around 5:30 observed the normal quiet time, rushed to the bathroom by 7:30 am I was already at the jamb center, the oga at the top (NSCDC) and police were fully on ground as if they wanted to fight an insurgency, the invigilators started arranging us and we were been checked by the security men when it was my turn to be checked then I discovered that I have spiritual enemies who were busy monitoring my life with their super telescope ,bring out your slip said the invigilator but slip was nowhere to be found, I quickly checked my pockets and received the greatest shocked of my life, the pockets of my trousers has torn, I quickly left the invigilator stopped a moving bike and directed him to my house without negotiating the cost, as we arrived I dashed straight to my room lo and behold I saw the slip lying down on the floor but I saw an sms on my phone quickly I opened the message and saw jamb answer TYPE C , in a nut shell I received the sms containing the answer of the examination I was about to sit for, Bleep Dibu Ojeride I shouted, I ran out to meet the waiting okada man yelling at me I tried to calm him down but was surprised when he told me he will collect #500 as the transport fare, I responded saying shey na dead body you carry ni abi na iron, he responded saying ask yourself which one you be out of the two, I have just #120 on me and this okada man was requesting for #500, what will I do ? Checking my watch it remain 20 minutes before the commencement of the exam. I started begging the okada man and later he agreed on #120.
As I get to the exam hall I lost the courage to take my phone inside because I was scared of been caught by the security men, I dropped the phone inside my bag as I proceed into the hall to be checked by the security man.
After the exam I called the number that sent the answers to my phone
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Me: hello, who is on the line ?
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Receiver : na me joor, shey you no save my 2nd number ni ?
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Through the voice I knew I was talking to Solomon, we grew up around each other but he is the complete opposite of me, my parents usually advised me to stop walking with him because he I s not a good boy but I do see some element of good boy in him
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Me: no vex paadi, I just don’t use it ni joor
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Solomon: omo pastor, sha remember that jamb no know say you sabi book because jamb dey jam people wella
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Me: I will surely pass
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I dropped the call and proceed to church for choir practise.
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My jamb result was checked without my consent by my sister and I scored 309, I sat down for post utme in EKSU and was admitted to study biochemistry, I immediately called Solomon and he also told me that he has been offered admission to study political science in EKSU, I also told him about my admission too, we congratulated each other.
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19th of January was the day I went to school, I was so happy to experienced freedom, no morning devotion, no evening prayers here in EKSU I will live the life I wished for.

FURTHER DETAILS ON THE PUTME

HOW TO APPLY FOR EKSU POST UTME.
Candidates are to pay a sum of five thousand
naira (N5,000.00) only covering registration,
processing and downloading of past questions
to any branch of the underlisted banks
nationwide for online registration and
screening exercise.
1. Access Bank Plc
2. Ecobank Plc
3. Enterprise Bank Plc
4. First Bank Plc
5. GTB Bank Plc
6. Wema Bank Plc
7. Zenith Bank Plc
8. UBA Plc
.
Candidates are to pay into any of the banks
listed above via e- transact and collect e-
transact generated receipts at the point of
payment. The receipts will contain confirmation
codes.
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INSTRUCTIONS TO ALL CANDIDATES
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*1. Candidates are required to log on to EKSU
Portal at eksu.edu.ng . click on Post UTME
applications link and follow the guidelines.
*2. Upload 1” x 1” colour passport photograph
with Red background in JPEG format only.
*3. Preview, confirm, submit and IMMEDIATELY
PRINT-OUT an acknowledgement slip.
*4. Candidates are to check the website after
the closing of the portal for registration on
24th July, 2015 to print out details of their
allotted time and the exact date of
examination.
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EKSU POST UTME SCREENING EXERCISE DATE,
DETAILS.
EKSU Post-UTME screening exercise (Computer
Based) will hold between Monday, 4th July and
Saturday, 9th July, 2016 the University
Campus.Candidates are advised to re-visit the
eksu website on the closing day of application
to print out their allotted time and exact date
of examination.
.
Candidates are to come to the examination hall
with the following:
JAMB Registration Slip.
Acknowledgment Slip printed-out from the
University Portal,
1” x 1” colour passport photograph with RED
background used for Post UTME registration.
Candidates can download past questions from
the University Website.
.
On arrival on the examination day, candidates
are to report at the University Auditorium for
necessary briefing on the conduct of the
examination.
EKSU POST UTME APPLICATION CLOSING DATE
Any candidate who fails to participate in the
screening exercise will not be considered for
admission into the University.
NB: Ekiti State University will not tolerate any
form of Examination Malpractice.

Ekiti State University, EKSU post UTME 2016/2017 is out!!!

Ekiti State University, EKSU post UTME
application form for the 2016/2017 academic
session is on sale. Compulsory for Direct Entry
candidates too.
.
All candidates who made EKSU their first choice
of institution in the Joint Admissions and
Matriculations Board’s last Unified Tertiary
Matriculation Examination (UTME) and those
that did not take EKSU as their choice but are
interested in EKSU are invited to a POST-UTME
Screening Exercise between Monday, 4th July
and Saturday, 9th July, 2016.
.
The screening is open to those who choose
EKSU as their choice and scored 180 and above
in the last UTME.
All candidates are to register online on the
University website at www.eportal.eksu.edu.ng
as from 31st May , 2016.
Note:
Cut-off mark for Law is 200 and above.
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ALL Direct Entry candidates with not less than
UPPER CREDIT are also required to write the
PUTME.
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EKSU POST UTME – ELIGIBILITY.
EKSU will admit only candidates who made at
least five (5) credit passes in SSCE/NECO/
WASSC/NABTEB in the relevant subjects AT NOT
MORE THAN TWO SITTINGS and a minimum of
UPPER CREDIT for Direct Entry candidates.

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